I apologise for the nonsensical and utterly aimless question. Let alone the answers. However, it struck me as rather sad, that all previous polls seem to have been rather on-track. At least in the sanity department. So, to the cessation of all things hum-drum I toast. Whether this actually be entertaining is beyond the scope of my intent. Nay, 'tis pointedly inane in nature merely to disrupt the normal consumption of stockpiled goods.

P.S. If you do select either "mine" or "I want it in the ass," please leave your contact information in a comment or note. Completely unrelated, mind you. This is a family establishment, you pervert! Shame for thinking such things.