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Concerning the recent poll

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 3, 2009, 3:02 AM
  • Mood: Hump
  • Listening to: My hard drive
  • Playing: Okami and Animal Crossing
  • Eating: CANDY
  • Drinking: Waiting for that martini


I apologise for the nonsensical and utterly aimless question. Let alone the answers. However, it struck me as rather sad, that all previous polls seem to have been rather on-track. At least in the sanity department. So, to the cessation of all things hum-drum I toast. Whether this actually be entertaining is beyond the scope of my intent. Nay, 'tis pointedly inane in nature merely to disrupt the normal consumption of stockpiled goods.

P.S. If you do select either "mine" or "I want it in the ass," please leave your contact information in a comment or note. Completely unrelated, mind you. This is a family establishment, you pervert! Shame for thinking such things.

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Harvest Fair

Journal Entry: Sun Oct 4, 2009, 2:50 PM
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Like whoa! Eight plus hours of coverage for the annual event at Sheep Pasture. When I say coverage, I mean I was the 'official' photographer for the New England Bantam Club. Of which my grandfather is president. So really I was only there to photograph the poultry for the website, but I wasn't going to use two rolls on just that.



So glad I brought my camera, too. With the 28mm lens. I wasn't sure I'd need it, but took it at the last second. My main camera was my aunt's K1000 (with 50mm F/1.7), which isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but damn that thing is bare bones. The one thing it desperately needs is a DoF preview button. Of everything that could go wrong, I think that is the biggest possible factor. I took all the photos through an F/1.7 aperture, but it was more around F4 most of the time. I learned to make good use of the DoF scale on the lens, though. Which up until a few weeks ago I had no idea what it was for.



I never tested the camera before either. Here's to hoping it has no light leaks with those deteriorated seals! Mine has no seals and it doesn't leak at all, but I also have a leather case on mine. I don't know how much of a difference that makes.



Ah, the fun part. Well, not fun, but exciting. Nearing the end of the event, some hag came up to me asking if I took pictures of her kids while they were petting the horse. She goes on about how she can't allow me to use the images. "OK, well I don't really need permission." The conversation was a bit longer than that, but she left with saying, "You better be careful. There are laws about that."



Seriously? I'm the one with the camera. I think I should know more about those laws than her. If people would just be nice and ask not to use their image, who is going to be a snob about it and use them? On the other hand, if you're going to upturn your nose and be unnecessarily defensive, well then you've done away with courtesy from the beginning. The whole thing was pointless because I decided I didn't have an angle and didn't take any photos. Which I told her. I kind of laughed behind her back when she left, though.



All-in-all, it was a lot of fun, if not long and tiresome. The topper would be to have at least some of the images come out nice. I had one that looked real good in the viewfinder. Although as I said, I had F/4 or so. Come on, DoF. Work for me.



There were a lot of cool stalls selling things. Things, man! Yeah, two stalls with pens. Hand-made pens! They were so cool. I took pictures of some of them. Bullet pens (really big bullets), a deer antler pen, and a few fancy carved wood designs.



There were some pottery stalls and one woman spinning her own wool. She made scarves and things. I didn't look around too much, but got a shot of her spinning. Although this has nothing to do with the topic at hand, I don't feel like restructuring my paragraphs at this point. A ton of kids came by to hold and pet the chickens. It was kind of funny. They were propositioned to keep them, but I don't think anybody actually took one.



Also, free soup! My uncle's ex-girlfriend was there serving soup with her family. She sent some home with us, with popovers. She was surprised I talked to her, because last I saw her (years ago), I was a lot more shy and always hid when she came over. In closing, huzzah.



  • Mood: Jolly
  • Listening to: Bee Gees
  • Reading: These words I am typing
  • Watching: People walk in and out of my viewfinder
  • Playing: With film
  • Eating: $6 sausage on bun with peppers and onions
  • Drinking: $1 water

School is for chumps

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 15, 2009, 5:08 AM
  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Radio (Semi-charmed Life)
  • Reading: My light meter
  • Watching: My life pass me by
  • Playing: The fool
  • Eating: Cereal
  • Drinking: Tea
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Grab a can today!


Well, I don't know what to say. I just wanted to use the new journal skin I installed. Mmm, I have good tea. I'm going to hopefully take a fourteen mile bike ride to pick up a $9 camera bag I found on Craigslist. It looked big and plush; it seemed like a bargain. Hopefully it is.

A camera bag would be really nice. Whenever I go anywhere with my camera, I just strap it to my back. I can only bring one camera with one lens and no filters unless I want to load up my pockets. Which I don't. The only thing left is a tripod. I can't see myself going too far on my bike trying to hold a tripod, and it won't fit in a camera bag. Oh well! I will just have to travel during the day.

I finished a roll of film yesterday, yay. Come on night shots. I just know they're going to turn out black, or with massive glares from street lights. I really should bring a notepad with me to write down exposure info. I want one of those pads with the spiral wires on top. I hate the kind that open like a book because the centre always gets in the way of my knuckles.

Wow, all right. I just do this so I have something to keep me occupied. If I make it too long, I know no one will read it. :yum: Feel free to talk about something totally unrelated to any of the aforementioned if you comment.

P.S. Oops, forgot to add a title. Also, this skin has a featured section. I gotta figure out how to use these things more effectively, heh. I'll just leave that as-is for now because I'm lazy and as stated, I have a potential fourteen-mile bike ride ahead of me.

Featured Art

Considering this Whoopass CSS has a Campbell's can theme, we figured we would feature some artwork with the Campbell's Soup as the subject. Of course, without Mr. Warhol's iconic art - would all this exist?


Jumping

Mon Jul 27, 2009, 4:36 PM
  • Mood: Bliss
  • Listening to: Hum of the world
  • Watching: Sweat drip from my forehead
  • Playing: With the pedals on my bike
  • Drinking: Mmm, water
From the cliff of insanity to find my mind again. Only to remember I never had a whole one to begin with. HEHE, but I'm happy at least. What do you want to do? I don't know. What do YOU wanna do? I want to grow pumpkins! I want to fly on the back of a phoenix (without overcooking my sausage and meatballs). I want to look in the mirror and say, "Fuck me, sexy." Because you'll be standing right behind me.

Nothing is really going on, but all's well that ends well. Granted the end is nowhere near. In spite of what the picketers would have you believe. Only change is hanging ominously overhead. Only as always. All hail the fire-bearers! Those who herald in the new year with unfounded certainty.

To clarify, there's a pigeon and a mule. They are nowhere near a bar, so don't expect them to walk into it. They are enjoying a long-since stalemated game at their Osage end table. Where are you?

Hi, my name is Roadkill

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 9, 2009, 1:20 AM
  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: Godsmack
  • Reading: Fuckin' driver's manual
  • Watching: Shit hit the fan
  • Playing: Lots of music
  • Drinking: Life
Girlfriend and I broke up. That wasn't so bad. Then she stopped talking to me. Now I'm fucking ticked (at certain people), wracked, and frustrated. Because everything can be traced back to a misunderstanding or lack of communication.

Ah, but she won't talk to me. So I just have to sit here and let it go to hell because of things that could be easily smoothed out. I don't think it's fair either that I needed to find out what was going on, when I was suddenly snubbed, by going through her friend and my cousin.

Some of you have already heard this and others won't care, but I needed to change my journal entry to reflect my mood because I am not quite so happy as I was for the last update. Also, you know when you're in that transitional state where you just feel pathetic and then later regret being so nice to people? Yeah, I'm feeling that. To be clear, I'm not mad at her. Just hurt and frustrated. Anyway, have a good day, everyone who bothered to read any of this.

P.S. This skin has some extra features. I'll look into that later.

Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here? 

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